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Capo 4
C Dm C G7
I can’t let God listen to my lyrics
and when 2 or 3 people gather he’s present in their midst
so I only play for crowds of 4 or more

I don’t wanna be stoned
I don’t wanna be crucified
I don’t wanna be hated
and I don’t wanna die

I was slapped on my right cheek
so I turned and offered up my left
and I just kept getting slapped

If I sing this in the open I will die a lion
and bible says we’d better live as dogs
so I wont play this song in front of God or anyone
Because I don’t want to die!

Gloria in excelsis nemo!


from Weather Monster EP, released April 30, 2014
Produced by Adam Allpow




Action Alice Chicago, Illinois

When the Weather Monster threatens the world, Action Alice, champion of Hell, bursts through the gates of the underworld in a flare of splendor. Armed only with Behemoth, Beelzebub's own ukulele and spoil of Action's showdown with the demon's of the Seven Deadly Sins, Action Alice tangles with the Weather Monster in an acoustic clash for mankind.

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