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Weather Monster EP

by Action Alice

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1.
Lock 'Em Up 00:46
E Teenagers with their guns and knives and rock n roll, They should be locked up in a cage. They should be controlled. B Cause a prison’s just the place for the undefined E To reside. B (A prison’s just the place for you and me, E(C#m) You and me)x2 B Lock em all up! Lock em all up! Lock em up in a cage! Lock em all up! Lock em all up! Lock em up in a box, E For god’s sakes!
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Capo 4 C G F-Am F-G I wanna go back back in ti-i-i-ime. I wanna go back back in ti-i-i-ime. I wanna go back. I’m in the wrong generation, please take me back. To the past without iphones, laptops, or smallpox vaccines; the past with prohibition and segregation, and don’t forget the overwhelming chauvinism. The problems of the past are worth it for their taste in fashion. It wouldn’t bother me if a husband’s wife were still his possession. Cause human rights and medicine are second to my sentiment. I just want to get away from all these tech advancements. Please send me back in time.
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Another Song 00:53
Capo 4 C F-Am F-G C Homicide might taste good but you can’t wash it. The kill doesn’t leave your hands like the blood down the faucet. CHORUS Dm G C-G F At least that’s what I’ve heard and I can’t tell you that it’s wrong. F G C If I find out I’ll write another song. C F-Am F-G C You can rob a bank but you won’t feel like a person. No matter what amends you make, you’ll see what’s done is done. CHORUS Dm G C-G F But how would I find out unless I go do something wrong? F G C I won’t fill myself with guilt just for this song.
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C F Am G We’re under attack from the sky. We’d better blow it the fuck up, because we’re all gonna die Unless we blow it the fuck up. You can’t negotiate with the weather, but you can tell it what to do with a bomb. Rain and snow are making the ground much wetter. We’ll win this war just like we won in nam! Get ready minutemen bring your rifles. Get ready NRA bring your machine guns, and rocket launchers, and all of your grenades. You can’t negotiate with the weather, but you can tell it what to do with a bomb. Rain and snow are making the ground much wetter. We’ll win this war just like we won in nam!
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Spring 01:22
Capo 4 C G Well spring has flowers, but I’ve got flowers too, but I haven’t got any flowers here for you. Am G C I’ve got a gun and you’ve got a neck, but I ain’t got no aim, Am G C and spring’s not here so I guess you’ll die in vain. G C Can you believe what people do? Can you believe you’re people, too? I can’t believe it’s almost spring. This rebirth can’t keep up with the ashes. This rebirth can’t keep up with the ashes. The sun is shining, but I am shining too. I’m shining a flashlight to help me murder you. With this gun I’ll break your neck, but I ain’t got no aim, and if I miss I’ll fire it again. Can you believe what people do? Can you believe you’re people, too? I can’t believe it’s almost spring. This rebirth can’t keep up with the ashes. This rebirth can’t keep up with the ashes. This rebirth can’t keep up with the ashes.
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Capo 4 C F Am F I think the weather man is trying to kill me I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me Cause he’s sending storms to kill my friends and family Cause he’s sending storms to kill my friends and family This weather monster is out of control the polar vortex won’t let me go and the older I get the more consequences the weather has on me and the older I get the more consequences the weather has on me I think Santa Claus is trying to kill me I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me Cause he’s sending gifts to bankrupt my friends and family Cause he’s sending gifts to bankrupt my friends and family This Christmas monster is out of control the holidays won’t let me go and the older I get the more consequences the money has on me and the older I get the more consequences the money has on me I think Jesus Christ is trying to kill me I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me Cause he’s sending Grace to fool my friends and family and he’s fighting with Helix for all my friends and family This Jesus monster is out of control the church of god won’t let me go and the older I get the fewer consequences the religion has on me and the older I get the fewer consequences the religion has on me I think all these men are trying to kill me I think they know where I live and they’re trying to kill me they’re trying to kill me they’re trying to kill me they’re trying to kill me they’re trying to kill me But I’m gonna fuck them up before they get to me!
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Nemo 01:50
Capo 4 C Dm C G7 I can’t let God listen to my lyrics and when 2 or 3 people gather he’s present in their midst so I only play for crowds of 4 or more I don’t wanna be stoned I don’t wanna be crucified I don’t wanna be hated and I don’t wanna die I was slapped on my right cheek so I turned and offered up my left and I just kept getting slapped If I sing this in the open I will die a lion and bible says we’d better live as dogs so I wont play this song in front of God or anyone Because I don’t want to die! Gloria in excelsis nemo!

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When the Weather Monster threatens the world, Action Alice, champion of Hell, bursts through the gates of the underworld in a flare of splendor. Armed only with Behemoth, Beelzebub's own ukulele and spoil of Action's showdown with the demon's of the Seven Deadly Sins, Action Alice tangles with the Weather Monster in an acoustic clash for mankind.

Any lyrical content considered offensive should be reported to your local priest immediately. Please send me angry letters and emails about how I'm traumatizing your children and destroying society.

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released April 30, 2014

Produced by Adam Allpow

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When the Weather Monster threatens the world, Action Alice, champion of Hell, bursts through the gates of the underworld in a flare of splendor. Armed only with Behemoth, Beelzebub's own ukulele and spoil of Action's showdown with the demon's of the Seven Deadly Sins, Action Alice tangles with the Weather Monster in an acoustic clash for mankind.

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