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Weather Monster

from Weather Monster EP by Action Alice

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Capo 4
C F Am F
I think the weather man is trying to kill me
I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me
Cause he’s sending storms to kill my friends and family
Cause he’s sending storms to kill my friends and family

This weather monster is out of control
the polar vortex won’t let me go
and the older I get the more consequences the weather has on me
and the older I get the more consequences the weather has on me

I think Santa Claus is trying to kill me
I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me
Cause he’s sending gifts to bankrupt my friends and family
Cause he’s sending gifts to bankrupt my friends and family

This Christmas monster is out of control
the holidays won’t let me go
and the older I get the more consequences the money has on me
and the older I get the more consequences the money has on me

I think Jesus Christ is trying to kill me
I think he know’s where I live and he’s trying to kill me
Cause he’s sending Grace to fool my friends and family
and he’s fighting with Helix for all my friends and family

This Jesus monster is out of control
the church of god won’t let me go
and the older I get the fewer consequences the religion has on me
and the older I get the fewer consequences the religion has on me

I think all these men are trying to kill me
I think they know where I live and they’re trying to kill me
they’re trying to kill me
they’re trying to kill me
they’re trying to kill me
they’re trying to kill me
But I’m gonna fuck them up before they get to me!

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from Weather Monster EP, released April 30, 2014
Produced by Adam Allpow

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Action Alice Chicago, Illinois

When the Weather Monster threatens the world, Action Alice, champion of Hell, bursts through the gates of the underworld in a flare of splendor. Armed only with Behemoth, Beelzebub's own ukulele and spoil of Action's showdown with the demon's of the Seven Deadly Sins, Action Alice tangles with the Weather Monster in an acoustic clash for mankind.

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